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- Because it had too many problems.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n2. Why don\u2019t scientists trust atoms?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Because they make up everything!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
3. Why did the student eat his homework?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n4. What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- You\u2019re looking sharp!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
5. Why was the computer cold?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- It left its Windows open.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n6. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Because her students were so bright!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
7. What do you get when you cross a teacher with a vampire?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Lots of blood tests!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
8. Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Because he wanted to go to high school.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
9. What did the zero say to the eight?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Nice belt!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n10. Why was the music teacher locked out of her classroom?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Because her keys were on the piano.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
11. How do you get straight A\u2019s?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- By using a ruler.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n12. Why couldn\u2019t the bicycle stand up by itself?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- It was two-tired.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
13. Why do magicians do so well in school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- They\u2019re good at trick questions.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n14. What\u2019s a teacher\u2019s favorite nation?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Expla-nation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
15. What\u2019s a pirate\u2019s favorite subject?<\/strong><\/p>\n
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- Arrrrt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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\n16. Why did the student bring a spoon to class?<\/strong><\/p>\n
To stir up some trouble.<\/p>\n
17. What\u2019s the best place to grow flowers in a school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
In kindergarden.<\/p>\n
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\n18. Why was the math teacher late to work?<\/strong><\/p>\n
She took the rhombus.<\/p>\n
19. What\u2019s a math teacher\u2019s favorite dessert?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Pi.<\/p>\n
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\n20. Why did the scarecrow become a successful student?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because he was outstanding in his field.<\/p>\n
21. Why are fish so smart?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because they live in schools.<\/p>\n
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\n22. What\u2019s the smartest insect?<\/strong><\/p>\n
A spelling bee.<\/p>\n
23. Why did the teacher go to the beach?<\/strong><\/p>\n
To test the waters.<\/p>\n
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\n24. What did the student say to the principal when he didn\u2019t know the answer?<\/strong><\/p>\n
\u201cI have no clue, but I\u2019m on the case!\u201d<\/p>\n
25. Why did the chalk break up with the blackboard?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because it found someone new to draw it out.<\/p>\n
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\n26. What kind of tree fits in your hand?<\/strong><\/p>\n
A palm tree.<\/p>\n
27. Why was the broom late for school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
It swept in.<\/p>\n
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\n28. What did the science book say to the biology book?<\/strong><\/p>\n
\u201cYou\u2019ve got me all covered.\u201d<\/p>\n
29. Why did the students study in the airplane?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because they wanted higher grades.<\/p>\n
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\nRelated: Best Back to School Audiobooks for Kids<\/a><\/p>\n
30. What\u2019s a teacher\u2019s favorite season?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Summer vacation.<\/p>\n
31. How do you catch a school bus?<\/strong><\/p>\n
With a net.<\/p>\n
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\n32. Why did the music teacher go to jail?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because she got caught with too many notes.<\/p>\n
33. Why don\u2019t you see giraffes in elementary school?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because they\u2019re all in high school.<\/p>\n
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\n34. What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Bookworms.<\/p>\n
35. Why did the picture go to jail?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because it was framed.<\/p>\n
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\n36. What do you call a bear with no teeth?<\/strong><\/p>\n
A gummy bear.<\/p>\n
37. Why was the geometry book always stressed?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because it had too many angles to cover.<\/p>\n
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\n38. Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?<\/strong><\/p>\n
It kept going back four seconds.<\/p>\n
39. What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Shakespeare.<\/p>\n
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\n40. Why was the history teacher always tired?<\/strong><\/p>\n
Because she lived in the past.<\/p>\n
Related: 30 Fun Knock Knock Jokes for Kids<\/a><\/p>\n
Final thoughts <\/h2>\n
There you have it, a compiled list of some of the best school-appropriate jokes to bring a little laughter into your classroom. Humor is a powerful way to build connections, ease stress, and create a positive learning environment. Whether you\u2019re a teacher looking to add a bit of fun to your lessons or a parent wanting to share a giggle with your child, these jokes are perfect for any school setting. <\/p>\n
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- Arrrrt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Expla-nation.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- They\u2019re good at trick questions.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- It was two-tired.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- By using a ruler.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Because her keys were on the piano.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Nice belt!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Because he wanted to go to high school.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Lots of blood tests!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Because her students were so bright!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- It left its Windows open.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- You\u2019re looking sharp!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Because the teacher told him it was a piece of cake!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
- Because they make up everything!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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